seriously thinking...

...oh yes it does sometimes happen.
Where was I... seriously thinking therefore, about getting off the roll-ups very soon.
I only smoke roughly 6 a day in the aerated n shut bathroom as to spare my furry sprogs from the toxic smoke.
The nice thing about roll-ups though is that they don't really stink at all, nothing like the ready-made fags in any case, which is handy as otherwise I'd be forced to smoke them on the balcony in all weathers just as I expect from, and impose on my ready-prepared-ciggies-smoking visitors, since I can't stand the stench of it and most importantly nor can my dinausors'lungs and noses.

I have a serious constipation problem on my hands though: I'm sure I'm not the only one with that kind of chronic affliction and it is that whenever I quit the sweet weed, my guts seem to resign from their assigned job altogether; they obviously object to being deprived from their daily nicotine fix. I know the feeling.
I'm told chewing raw brown linseeds could help, so will be trying that one and will let you know if it does the trick.
Otherwise, I may have to purchase a good old enema from the chemist's, and why ever not. I have no sense of shame whatsoever me--did anyone notice.

I'm sure I can find some pretty good homeopathic remedies to try n fix it all if I look hard enough... I normally use homeopathy mostly on my cats but now I suppose it's my turn.

I already have tested Lobelia Inflata 30c, Tabacum 30c and Gelsemium Sempervirens
30c to reduce the cravings (when I once tried to weane myself off the fag, once in the distant past..) and soothe my nerves. It really worked for the cravings + associated nervosity but my constricted backside didn't quite follow hence I couldn't make it in the end.

Other than that, jumping from the cockroll to the donkey, if you happen to have a nervous, restless and aggressive-without-provocation type of pussy-bullycat and/or who tends to chew their fur off/scratch him/herself hard even though you know for definite that s/he does not have any flea infestation going on, the remedy that might very well save the day would thus be Anacardium 30c.

That little thug of mines (rasputin) becomes a lot calmer and ever so sweeter towards my ginger bear (Fred) once he's had a granule of Anacardium to settle his delicate nerves down. He used to chew his hair off during the first few weeks I had him, as he was so traumatised I guess after having been dumped into the shelter not knowing what was going to happen to him--like most of the kitties in there.
Anyway, he was scratching and biting himself 'til blood came out and scabby skin around the base of his tail soon appeared as a result.
A visit to the vet + a course of tablets punished him that bit further in giving the poor lill bugger massive diarrhoeas (steroids I think it was..?) and as if that wasn't bad enough those pills didn't even cure him one iota.
Anacardium did however, in just over a few days.

To this day, I still marvel at the somehow 'miraculous' efficaciousness of homeopathy as it literally saved my cats from many serious ailments and infections.