Farting cats...

If, like me once upon a time, you made the dreadful mistake of allowing your pussy a bit of cabbage (resulting in the lill rascal farting his arse off all day long just like a friend of mines whose name I'm more than tempted to reveal but that i'd better not mention--unless i want my head chopped off), try not to despair from the suffocating fumes as there are very effective remedies coming along just now :

1) Lycopodium in 30c--2 granules at once
2) Antimonium Crudum 30c--1 granule, 20mns later
3) Carbo Vegetabilis 30c--2 granules, 20mns later

It should work on human chimps too by the way.

Unfortunately, homeopathy doesn't come cheap in the U.K, talk about ripp-off-britain...Tis why i would recommend to anyone the option of ordering their remedies from a trusted french (european in any case) website where at all possible, consider this : one homeopathic `tube' in france only costs 1 euro-sumfink, which is roughly 1lousy quid in sterling compared to the british exorbitant price of 5 flaming quid and 50 p--from Yards' Remedies' shops amongst others, approximately the same pricetag all over the island. They really are taking the p*** !!!!!!