natural toothpaste for cats

I have recently `invented' a natural toothpaste for my poxy cats : a mixture of fresh liquefied strawberries with twice as much apple puree--strawberries may be slightly too acidic(although I do me best to get them the ripest n sweetest ones) for their liking, as well as for their teeth so i think tis best not to overdo it there perhaps.. These ingredients are safe for the monsters to swallow in any case n also have renown beneficial properties for teeth cleansing.
`Fragaria', latin name for strawberry is actually used in homeopathy as an anti-plaque remedy.
Need I say, I use homeopathy for any ailment, small and big, my furry dinausors (n meself) may suffer from, including cat flu (originally caused by the vaccine itself!--confirmed by the vet as it happens--n I'm gad to say their immune system has got a lot stronger and they consequently no longer get cat flu nor are they subjected to those dreadful booster-vaccines anymore, incidentally..), keratitis, stomatitis, kidney irregularities, cold, diarrhoea/upset tummy, emotional `disorders' etc. The sproglets are in excellent health and have not visited the veterinary surgery for nearly 3 long years !!
I was very sceptical about homeopathy to start with, but at the time it was worth trying ...the results were much quicker than what I had hitherto anticipated and never failed to delight me, far surpassed my lukewarm expectations even! I find that most homeopathic remedies are at their most potent in 30c--but then again it pretty much depends on what is afflicting the cat; if it's about kidney stuff sometimes it works better in 6c or 9c (i-e Nat Mur, amongst others)
Obviously, whenever kidney problems occur this is a sure sign that something's wrong with the food I serve them, hence a change of diet automatically follows. It never ceases to amaze and disgust me, the crap petfood manufacturers are allowed to sell out there... even those who claim their food are `entirely natural'/`holistic'/`premium' most of the time (albeit not always I'll concede) are just telling fibbs; the `nutritional' content in there is just as shitty n low quality as the rest! Example, `Denes' and `Burns' and Science Dodgy-Plan, to name but just a few--tried them all--which made my orange tabby quite unwell for a while)
I've never had any prob from the james wellbeloved brand however (let's hope it stays that way)except for recurrent bouts of constipation for which I have found the perfect n most simple solution anyroad : by just adding, in small-ish proportions, freshly cooked (pureed even) veggies to their meal, such as calliflower, broccolis, carrots, green beans and brussel sprouts (Rasputin absolutely adores these for some reason, n no it doesn't make him fart at all strangely enough).